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Freddy O'Green mi-a scris o scrisoare.

dear Minimalioan,

my name is Freddy O'Green. i am a legal practitioner in ploiesti, romania. i saw your contact and profile and i have decided that you could help me in this business.

i have a client who died 3 of january, 1981, in ploiesti, romania. i need you because you have the same surname as my deceased client and i felt that you could help me in giving away the money that were left in my deceased client's bank account. this account is closed and will be declared out-of-service by the bank as there were no indicated living relatives of the deceased to take in the bank account.

the total amount of cash in the bank account of my deceased client is 4.7$ Million, waiting for you only. the bank had issued to me a notification to contact the next of kin of my deceased client for either to re-activate the bank account or to make claim of beneficiary of the funding in the bank account to avoid the indefinite closure of the bank account.

my proposition to you is to seek your consent, and to present your kind self as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my deceased client, since you have the same last name with him. this means that the proceeds of his bank account would be paid to you as his next of kin or the legitimate beneficiary. when the proceeds in his bank account are paid to you, we would share the proceeds on a mutually agreed-upon percentage 60% for me and 35% to your kind self and remaining 5% for sundry expense during the procession.

all the legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin would be provided by me (normally!!!). the most important thing i would need is your honest cooperation to in this business. this would be done under a legitimate arrangement that would protect you from any breach of the law. (fuck the low i would scream!!!)

if this business proposition offends your moral and ethic values, do accept my sincere apology. if not, we are in. please contact me at once through this email address if your interested by replying the mail and ignore it if you are not.
best regards,

Freddy o'Green
freddy_o_green[at]yahoo[dot]com